Lesbian Super powers
For me being a lesbian is a result of my quest for self improvement. I didn’t just become a lesbian because I found women hot and sexy. (Which I do.) I didn’t just become a lesbian because of the practical no fuss hair cut. Which I love. Nor did I become a lesbian because of the uniform. I can totally rock the look. No, I became a lesbian for the knowledge. The knowledge that every woman gets when they first kiss another woman. A less experienced lesbian might mistake that warm tingly feeling as sexual excitement but it is in fact something else entirely; it is the transference of knowledge. Before that first kiss I could hardly do a thing for myself. That first kiss is so magical. It’s as if light bulb goes off in your head…and for the first time you realize that you ARE a lesbian. But it’s bigger than that…you have instantly acquired the knowledge of skilled carpenters and mechanics. If more women where aware of this we could put Bob Villa out of business and create our own franchise: This Old House Lickity Split.
-Weezer
